Funny License Plate

The following statement is the sole opinion of the person who owns the car:
Don't pray in my School
And I wont think in your church
I walked past this car everyday for two months and every time I laughed out loud. Truly. It's genius. I almost forget to be offended. Actually I'm not even fazed. It's just unfortunate I can't think of a come back. It's been six months and I still feel like that girl who gets left standing with her mouth open.