Remember: My 25? I think everyone did this at one point

1. I’m thinking of shaving off all my hair. I did this when I was 19, so it’s time again. Maybe.
2. Isabella is watching TV right now. I feel really guilty about this, but not enough to turn it off and play trains.
3. Thankfully today is mild, but the powers that be have turned off the water and heat in my building for pipe maintenance. In the middle of winter?
4. I’m going to find out what the penalty is for breaking my lease early.
5. I love socks. We’re poor right now, so maintaining a really great sock collection is on my “Rich List”.
6. I have a When I’m rich list. Item number one: When I’m rich I’m going to buy a yacht and sail to Fiji.
7. Willy and I went to Catalina for our honeymoon. It was the second time I’d ever seen the ocean. And the first I’d ever touched it. One day we rented a paddle boat and decided to buy a Yacht, when we’re rich.
8. Of course we don’t really want the yacht. But we do want to be happy, so it serves as a pleasant reminder of what we value. Willy says if we can ever afford X luxury, we should helping other people instead. I agree. Although I wouldn’t mind having a maid.
9. I’ve secretly resolved to have some housework help, while I become a world famous mathematician.
10. I failed multivariable calculus. I tell people the class was too early in the morning, but really I should have just done my homework.
11. In college I loved going to my lectures. I even went to extra seminars, just to learn more fascinating stuff.
12. I probably should have majored in English Lit (since I spent all my time reading novels), but I’m glad I’ve got a BS instead. My only regret is not learning how to think about literature and art.
13. Ha! B.S. It’s an old joke, but I still think it’s funny.
14. I made up a game called the 5 senses game. I make a list of at least 10 things I can sense with my five senses. It helps to anchor me to the moment when I’m discontent.
15. Sometimes I’m too lazy to recycle.
16. I feel really guilty about it.
17. This list is taking a very long time. Already it’s been more than 24 hours.
18. I think Isabella is unrolling the toilet paper. Right Now.
19. One of my guilty pleasures is romance books.
20. It’s been a few years since I started this, but I still like Romance.
21. I’m reading the biography of Georgette Heyer. She created a whole romance genre.
22. She’s one of my favorite authors.
23. I also like George Elliot. But I haven’t read her stuff in a long long time.
24. I really sat down at the computer to write about my grandmother, but I got distracted.
25. Obviously