I do mean to complain

It seems to me that just when we're going to do something really fun all together the weather turns foul or a child gets sick. It's no fair!

What I need to become a mad scientist

• the hair
• the lab coat
• the smoking erelenmeyer flask
• the manical laugh
• the deionized water on tap
• the sinsister plot to overthrow the world economy
• some credentials

ah, there's the rub.

Dance with the yellow flowers

The great thing about walking for fun is that it's free. And I'm poor.

While walking I can pretend I'm a romantic poet. The similarities stop right there.

I wonder

is it just me or does Sarah look like a superhero? If I get new glasses can I look like a superhero too?

I wonder

If I were to wash my dishes by hand for a month, how would my life change?

I wonder...

What impact does 100,000,000 Americans blow drying their hair every day have on global warming?

How would you even calculate something so ridiculous ...err multidimensional?
How much would the government pay someone to punch out a number?
What units would the number be in?